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pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

(Source: awesome-)

5 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | 560,675 notes

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

5 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | 545,867 notes

pxppunkprincess:

I was waving my hand above him and i cannot stop laughing

6 hours ago on September 21st, 2014 | 12,945 notes
darklordkankri:

iM CRYING IT LOOKS LIKE THE CAT IS FLOATIN OFF LIKE HE REALIZED HIS DESTINY OR SOMETHIG AND THE CAT IN THE BACKGROUND IS JUST WOW HOLYSHIT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD DO THIS

darklordkankri:

iM CRYING IT LOOKS LIKE THE CAT IS FLOATIN OFF LIKE HE REALIZED HIS DESTINY OR SOMETHIG AND THE CAT IN THE BACKGROUND IS JUST WOW HOLYSHIT I NEVER THOUGHT YOU COULD DO THIS

(Source: catsbeaversandducks)

6 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | 108,434 notes
harcules:

Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me.

harcules:

Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me.

(Source: garlicwhisper)

6 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | 70,418 notes

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

13 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | 371,178 notes

Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

did-you-kno:

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Source

14 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | 34,025 notes

(Source: impactings)

18 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | 156,657 notes
mapsontheweb:

Countries by National Holidays

mapsontheweb:

Countries by National Holidays

18 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | 178 notes

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

18 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | 274,325 notes

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | 173,596 notes

geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | 29,076 notes

(Source: bilboofrochester)

1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | 5,130 notes

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | 118,757 notes

antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

1 day ago on September 19th, 2014 | 104,668 notes