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dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

20 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 54,469 notes

paint-fanduhms:

paint-fanduhms:

An apple a day keeps The Doctor away. 

Why doesn’t this have more notes this is comedy gold.

(Source: fanduhmbs)

20 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 135,526 notes

(Source: nashgrieruwu)

21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 25,849 notes

(Source: sp1rit)

21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 76,451 notes
howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

(Source: ice-solation)

21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 73,820 notes

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(Source: donkos)

21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 201,516 notes

Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.

Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.

21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 156,618 notes

ask-light-rainbow-and-others:

this is why brain isn’t the main character…

(Source: 2000ish)

21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 10,990 notes

imsirius:

What’s your favourite swear word?

21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 6,611 notes

(Source: husssel)

21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 65,278 notes

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 10,128 notes

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(Source: macaronkitty)

21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 270,798 notes
giraphics:

rapewhistled:

wtf is that real

yeah

giraphics:

rapewhistled:

wtf is that real

yeah

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21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 305,788 notes

heartofalifer:

the comeback is better than the joke itself

21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 83,642 notes
thisisntmeimnotmechanical:

territorialcreep:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I read that in a very french accent

I love that cat’s mustache.

thisisntmeimnotmechanical:

territorialcreep:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

I read that in a very french accent

I love that cat’s mustache.

21 hours ago on August 29th, 2014 | 221,471 notes