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my-wrecklessabandon:

[gabriella montez voice] you’re crazy wildcat

4 days ago on July 20th, 2014 | 12,816 notes

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

4 days ago on July 20th, 2014 | 322,690 notes

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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4 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | 192,983 notes
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dazzlecort:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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legend.

I’m fucking crying

5 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | 114,244 notes

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

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openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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5 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | 367,966 notes

meladoodle:

autodumb:

boys hands are VERY important to me

i imagine theyre pretty important to them too

(Source: jealousgf)

5 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | 204,126 notes

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

6 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | 282,201 notes
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linguisticsyall:

If you ever wondered what “Vincent van Gogh” is supposed to sound like in Dutch. If you’re an English speaker, it’s probably entirely different than what you expected.

6 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | 621 notes

vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

6 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | 174,070 notes

lavidapoliglota:

don’t trust people who say the world would be a better place if we only spoke one language

6 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | 831 notes

callmeoutis:

charlesoberonn:

The hebrew title for Game of Thrones is actually translated to Games of the Throne. Because if we translated the english title literally, it would be the same as the Hebrew name for Musical Chairs.

this just in game of thrones is actually the world’s longest and deadliest game of musical chairs

6 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | 53,045 notes

panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul
6 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | 236,731 notes

moonblossom:

samtarly:

my brain read “tous les mêmes” as “all the memes” instead of “all the same” and no one is surprised

I have a container of Tresseme hair gel that says “TRES GEL”, and my brain always parses it as some French variation of the Doge meme.

TRES GEL. BEAUCOUP HOLD. LE WOW.

6 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | 36,650 notes

Random fact about Turkish

polyglottery:

Turkish is one of the most regular languages in the world. It has one irregular noun (water) and one irregular verb (to be).

6 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | 273 notes

valerie-an:

valerie-an:

HEY BUTTS DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS

ONLY THE BEST QUALITY SPANISH REFERENCE YOU’RE EVER GONNA GET

My Spanish teacher for levels 4 and 5 in high school gives this out to every class she has. Thank you, Señora Reluzco, for putting it together! It’s a valuable reference, so all of you had better save it!

I learned how to scan things for this come on

6 days ago on July 17th, 2014 | 235 notes