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lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

28 minutes ago on April 16th, 2014 | 104,856 notes

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

8 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 5,846 notes

lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

(Source: urbxngod)

8 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 215,128 notes

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

image

i knew it

8 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 160,430 notes

riddlemetom:

Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x

8 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 22,451 notes

recltube:

bootypopping:

This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie

wow i cant believe u go to school with josh peck

8 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 229,473 notes

stevekim1:

thespacedementia:

youngalive:

DEAD. 

I’m so done with this site…

leonardo dicaprio for next doctor ok

8 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 152,932 notes

(Source: bloodyoathmate)

8 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 110,472 notes

geek-studio:

Vodka Cherry Pokeballs by BigEatsBen

8 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 79,535 notes

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

17 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 328,652 notes

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator)

17 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 149,699 notes

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

17 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 32,285 notes

jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

22 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 142,587 notes
"You look familiar."
"Like your dead girlfriend?"
"Only when you smile, but I sure I've seen you somewhere
else."

(Source: arendayle)

22 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 258 notes

(Source: inkpanic)

22 hours ago on April 15th, 2014 | 22,915 notes