Sloth on a speedboat
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
I want to talk to you but my face
I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.
What the hell is the science side of tumblr
i knew it
This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie
wow i cant believe u go to school with josh peck
I’m so done with this site…
leonardo dicaprio for next doctor ok
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake
"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five
"You look familiar."
"Like your dead girlfriend?"
"Only when you smile, but I sure I've seen you somewhere